I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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