Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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