i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Randomize
