His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
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