I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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