thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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