So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
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