No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
