I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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