Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Randomize
