seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
my being single is dangerous.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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