? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
You are the jesus of drinking
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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