is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
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