Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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