Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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