The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
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