Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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