We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
