You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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