i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
