So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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