It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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