I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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