to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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