with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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