Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Swine flu is the new snow day.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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