It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
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