i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
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