Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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