I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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