champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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