Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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