You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Randomize
