So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Randomize
