what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Randomize
