How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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