when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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