I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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