you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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