Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
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just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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