D3 body, D1 cock
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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