You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
Randomize
