so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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