We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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