Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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