i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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