I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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