worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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