I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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