She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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